The Missus is putting the pressure on.

[Feral]

When I was a young fella, I played football, and did some serious weight lifting. After 2 knee reconstructions, and a lot of good tucker, I now am more round than my missus likes. She is nagging me to get my six pack back.

Well that would mean losing about 30 kilo's which is not on my agenda. However as the nagging has got more annoying I though I might look around and see what other alternatives to diet or exercise there was. I came across this fella on the net.

I reckon I might have to do the same, but I think XXXX or VB might make a better choice for my six pack, what do you reckon?

[ellicat]

:laugh: :laugh: When I started reading the story I thought that was gonna be a pic of you when you were younger:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Forget the six pack - nothing wrong with a keg! :laugh:

[chubbstar]

Ahhh Now it's starting to make sence, You post about Tattoo's and now this.

No mate I wont think poorly of you if you get that tattooed on your belly, or do you just want to see what it feels like to be a Dirty Man/Ho......:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Next it'll be a "Prince Albert":blink: :laugh: :laugh:

Jayson

[ellicat]

And we don't want any pics of that!!:ohmy: :X :pinch: :blush: :laugh: :laugh:

[Feral]

Why not? if ya got it flaunt it!

Chubbstar, just a few more years and I'll achieve my life long ambition of being a "dirt old man" :woohoo:

[shortie]

Feral wrote:

Why not? if ya got it flaunt it!

Chubbstar, just a few more years and I'll achieve my life long ambition of being a "dirt old man" :woohoo:

What feral youve got the old and man bit already now. Are you working on the dirty. lol:P

[Gazza]

Ok here how old do you need to qualify as old ?????? Your only as old as you feel I try to feel 21 year old girls when ever I get a chance :woohoo:

Gaz

[Brian D]

Gazz arrrrrr not suitable but funny. I must admit I didn't read it and was thinking "gezz is that what Feral used to look like, funny he seamed like to big a sook to have his keg inked".

Then I read the story, sorry Feral:woohoo:

[Feral]

Gets worse Brian, Missus read it and my diet starts tonight! no dinner for me! ;(

[mrsjimmybob]

:laugh: :laugh: no more puddings for feral!

aww and a bit of padding just makes for better cuddles!

[benno573]

mrsjimmybob wrote:

:laugh: :laugh: no more puddings for feral!

aww and a bit of padding just makes for better cuddles!

i wish my mrs thought that....