Detective Dawson gets bad guy

[Brian D]

I don’t know what Booty is whinging about, this police work is easy.

I arrived at work this morning at about 7.30am and in the car park was a little black car that had been hit in the bum while it was parked. A fare bit of damage to the rear driver’s side and boot. On checking the security footage a green Ute drops a guy at the marina gates at 1.30am wearing a distinctive black shirt with writing on it, bone pants, black shoes and & cream socks.

Then the Ute speeds off over the speed bump and looses the tail smashing into the car.

We call the cops once we find the footage. When they arrive and while showing them the footage the guy with the black shirt walks back out the gates. Busted – that easy. How unlucky to walk out the gates while the cops have his picture on the screen. Hahahhaha dumb bugger didn’t even change his shirt. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

He dobs :laugh: :laugh: his mate in and the cops go get him but there is where you gotta laugh. The car the Ute ran into was owned by the guy who owns the boat that the black shirt guy was staying on. :laugh: :laugh:

They did a hit and run on their mates car. Hahahahahhaha..Nice to have friends

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[faulked]

rotten pricks will get the deserves

[bootyinblue]

LOL.... always say we only catch the dumb ones!

2 thumbs up there!

[wesfish]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :woohoo: bloody hilarious!!!!!!!!

[fishingnut]

he needs a pineapple sodomy

[Feral]

I think you need a better class of clientele Brian!

[Brian D]

No Keneddy's thanks

[Feral]

Brian D wrote:

No Keneddy's thanks

To right! Those white shoes just dont go with my eyes

[dhess]

Thanks for the hilarious read. Possibly the funniset thing I have ever read. :laugh:

[Feral]

Brian D wrote:

I don’t know what Booty is whinging about, this police work is easy.

Its been annoying me for a couple of hours, then I twigged!

Your secret Identity is out, Its Snr Sargent Donger Dawson and his bionic beer gut!

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[kriso]

hahhahahaha thats hilarious! scary thing is they will probably procreate and add to the genepool!

[Do$tylz]

wow...thats a fail and a half. Can you post the security camera footage Brian?? including the footage of the cops going out to bust him? haha