Mans rules

[fishingnut]

The Man Rules

Atlast a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally,the guys' side of the story.

(Imust admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear'the rules'

From the female side

Now here are the rules from the male side

These are our rules!

Please note.. these are all numbered #1 ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

We need it up, you need it down.You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!

Strong hints do not work!

Obvious hints do not work!

Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1.. Come to us with a problem onlyif you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends arefor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us..

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant theother one

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.

If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOTneed directions and neither do we...

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings..

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We haveno idea what mauve is.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear..

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...REALLY.

1.. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football ormotor sports.

1. You have enough clothes.

1 .. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1.. Thank you for reading this.Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight..But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping...

Pass this to as many men as you can -to give them a laugh...

Pass this to as many women as you can -to give them a bigger laugh, because its true!

[Stevodevo]

Well said and true true true

[kreel]

The Man Rules

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings..

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We haveno idea what mauve is.

Now I'm a designer by profession and I have to know something about colour but if someone comes to me asking about 'Salmon Pink', I tell them that I prefer 'Cod Pink' and leave them to sort out the translation.

Too true the other rules ... all the rules, I can live with 16 colours (even if you spell it like a yank!)