They walk among us

[Gazza]

*Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge,

he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good

home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without

even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were

too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed

the sign to read: "Fridge for sale R50." The next day someone stole it.*

*Caution... They Walk Among Us!*

*One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone

shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and

said..."where???"*

**They Walk among us!!*

***

While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction

was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every

morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother

explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook

her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff." *

**They Walk Among Us!!*

****

My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard

one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on

her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't

think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving".*

**They Walk Among Us!!!!*

***

I told the girl at the steakhouse register that I wanted the half kilogram

sirloin. She informed me they only had an 500g sirloin. Not wanting to

make a scene, I told her I would take the 500g steak instead of the

half-kgr.*

**They walk among us! *

****

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a

seat belt if she gets trapped She keeps it in the boot...*

**They Walk Among Us!!!!!*

***

My friends and I were on a Lager run and noticed that the cases were

discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier

multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.... *

**They Walk Among Us!!!!!!*

***

I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring

attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip

out every time she turned her head?" I had to explain that a person's nose

and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is

turned...*

**They Walk Among Us!!!!!!! *

***

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the

lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.

She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional

and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "Has your plane arrived

yet?"...*

**They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!*

***

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to

go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut

into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.

"Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6

pieces.*

**Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!!*

*Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they also reproduce!!!!*

[adri4n]

nice one gaz...

[Davo_Dinkum]

*Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!!*

*Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they also reproduce!!!!*

how true

a lot of these people are the future of our world

[wallyfly]

Gazza, Nicely done,,, must be Irish:lol: :ohmy:

[shortie]

went with a mate of mine and his Mrs to so a firearms safety course today.

My mate decided he was going to cheat off his Mrs. He was so stupid and copied blindly in the name section he wrote his Mrs Name.

[Malexander]

Thay walk among us!

[Feral]

They sure do, I have a list of IP addresses to prove it! .......

[Malexander]

HAHA!!

Feral, that's a good one

is mine on the list or what?

[Clawhammer]

"One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone

shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and

said..."where???"*

Hey, be fair.... I only did that a couple of times! :blush:

[Malexander]

lol.

Most people will look where you point.

So if you were talking to me and said look at the red car. And pointed to a truck, you'd look at the truck i was pointing at. But anyway.

I only looked once. And then you showed me- Now i get criticised for it :\

[teckee7]

Good stuff Gazza, I had a good laugh...

[wint0nlc]

After a brief talk about what is the best time

to go to the beach... "You get so much more tanned

in the afternoon because the sun is closer to the

earth"

**They walk amoung us!

Yes, my ex

[tomca]

I slide the hobie off the back of the truck into the water at the boatramp and someone usually asks if I'm afraid its going to sink because its got a big hole in the middle.