Lobster Taser: Now We’ve Tasered Everything

[mookystiks]

The lobster taser, which looks to be mostly like a lobster photocopier, is supposedly a more humane way of dispatching the delicious bottom-feeders than the normal “stab in the brain†or “boil alive†methods. Also, tasers.

Each stun, of about 110 volts, delivers a shock that immediately and effectively disables the lobster’s nervous system, allowing you to brain-stab or boil with no fear that you’ll be going to some sort of hell presided over by giant lobsters in which you’re boiled alive and served with a delicious lemon-butter-caper sauce and maybe some kind of side salad, even though you know the lobster that ends up eating you is going to ignore the salad because hello, human! Delicious!

The lobster taser is officially called the CrustaStun.

Man_invents_electric_lobster_taser.html

[HookedOnTackle]

how much of a carbon footprint does the device cause?

how many lobsters do you have to dispatch to make it a worthwhile investment?

[kreel]

Obviously I only skimmed your post, so let me get this straight - I put the lobster in the photocopier and how many times do I have to copy it till it dies.

[BassTracker]

I just tried photocopying a mud crab 5 or 6 times and he just got angrier!

[Davo_Dinkum]

hahaha

[Do$tylz]

hahaha.... why not just turn up the power and just cook it in one hit???