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rayke1938

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Q: What do you call a world-class Australian

cricketer?

A: Retired.

Q: What do you call an Australian who can hold a

catch?

A: A fisherman.

Q: Why can no-one drink wine in Australia at the

moment?

A: They haven't got any openers .

Q: What is the difference between Cinderella and the

Aussies?

A: Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.

Q: What does an Australian batsman who is playing in

The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson?

A: They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.

Q: Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone

on the Australian cricket team?

A: The woman who irons their cricket whites.

Q: What's the height of optimism?

A: An Aussie batsman putting on sunscreen.

Q: What do you call a cricket field full of Australians?

A: A vacant lot.

Q: What's the difference between an Aussie batsman

and a Formula 1 car?

A: None! If you blink you'll miss them both

Q: What's the difference between Michael Clarke and

a Funeral Director?

A: A Funeral Director doesn't keep losing the ashes.

The Australian bobsleigh team have asked the Aussie cricket team for a meeting - they want to ask their advice about going downhill fast.

Cheers

Ray

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