funny.. first email i opened today

[madmullet]

Dear Dr. Phil

When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- fishing.

I bought my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing.

Finally, one day down at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner who it turned out loves fishing as much as I do.. We quickly became fishing buddies.

As I said, the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us, but she always complains that I spend too much time out on the lake.

A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen,only a few minutes later Sam must have caught its twin brother!

So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to my wife, hoping that maybe she'd get interested.

Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore!

And she wants me to sell the boat!

I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself.

What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby,

Or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?

Thanks,

Fred

P.S.. Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two fish we caught.

Dear Fred,

Get rid of that narrow-minded wife.

That's a nice pair of bass!

Sincerely

Dr. Phil

[pancakes_and_haggis]

Dear Dr. Phil

When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- fishing.

I bought my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing.

Finally, one day down at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner who it turned out loves fishing as much as I do.. We quickly became fishing buddies.

As I said, the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us, but she always complains that I spend too much time out on the lake.

A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen,only a few minutes later Sam must have caught its twin brother!

So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to my wife, hoping that maybe she'd get interested.

Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore!

And she wants me to sell the boat!

I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself.

What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby,

Or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?

Thanks,

Fred

P.S.. Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two fish we caught.

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Dear Fred,

Get rid of that narrow-minded wife.

That's a nice pair of bass!

Sincerely

Dr. Phil

hahahahahahahha if only we all had fishing buddies like that !

[ellicat]

I hope he has heard the new rules about the visibility of life vests :whistle: