Dyslexics of the world UNTIE!!!

[BassTracker]

This morning I had to write to our CEO in regards to an accusation made against a casual worker that was of a sexual nature. I was asked if the worker had known the clients prior to working there and if they were in his office on the afternoon in question..

My response.

Dear XXXX

In regards to your questions regarding Mr XXXX I can say with certainty that he did knob many of the clients prior to comencing work with us and some of those clients spent a significant amount of time in his office on the afternoon in question.

The letter went on and spell check didnt pick knob up...

My CEO did though..

[The Mad Hughesy]

Hahaha nice one

[Cheyne_jones]

Woops, hope your CEO saw the funny side of it...

[Gary_C]

I'll go ahead and offer my copy editing services to you Brad

[ellicat]

Looks like a cross between dyslexia and tourettes syndrome

Can you have tourettes on paper ? :pinch:

[Angus]

What's lisdexia?

[bootyinblue]

I have been trying to get a medical certificate saying I have Tourettes for f&@$#@%# ages now.

[Old Scaley]

So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra.........

[pancakes_and_haggis]

best one happened back home a fair while ago, we were taking th episs outa a mate for a solid hour when he had finally had enough and so exploded, " i'm not delicik" haha

now he just shuts up till were done!

[shortie]

I saw 1 just the other day sent to me from a customer regasrding as quote that they wanted.

They ended the letter with it.

Retards

John Smihh

[Doobsy]

Waddaya get if you cross a dyslexic, an agnostic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

[Doobsy]

I saw 1 just the other day sent to me from a customer regasrding as quote that they wanted.

They ended the letter with it.

Retards

John Smihh

LOLZ!