In the poo again.

[rayke1938]

I just cannot win.

Got sent out to do the grocery shopping and with my Scottish heritage and the fact that I was using my own money I tried to be a bit canny with my purchases.

There was toilet paper on the list and I spotted rolls of king size on special.

I thought that king size would be longer so I grabbed a 12 pack.

Unpacked and the missus holds the bundle up and says what is this?

Turns out that king size is 1/2 inch wider than normal and will not fit into the toilet roll holder.

Just been informed that not only an I a king sized a/hole but am also a king sized d/head.

Now I am really in the poo as I responded do the shopping yourself.

Shouldagonfishn.

Cheers

Ray

[max pwr]

I just cannot win.

Got sent out to do the grocery shopping and with my Scottish heritage and the fact that I was using my own money I tried to be a bit canny with my purchases.

There was toilet paper on the list and I spotted rolls of king size on special.

I thought that king size would be longer so I grabbed a 12 pack.

Unpacked and the missus holds the bundle up and says what is this?

Turns out that king size is 1/2 inch wider than normal and will not fit into the toilet roll holder.

Just been informed that not only an I a king sized a/hole but am also a king sized d/head.

Now I am really in the poo as I responded do the shopping yourself.

Shouldagonfishn.

Cheers

Ray

lol Bernie bought the same ones a few weeks back :blush: don't worry though Ray just eat plenty of baked beans and curry and before you know it the roll will be down to a size that fits on the dunny roll holder