3rd Ashes Test

[Gad]

By the 4th test Pietersen should have grown long ears, Siddles` turned him into his bunny.

[ellicat]

[Bommie]

LOL

[Bri The Pom]

[Gad]

it doesn`t take long for the Aussie comedian to surface, here`s some of his thoughts on this Ashes series:

Q. What's this Ashes English squads` version of LBW?

A. Lost, Beaten and Walloped.

Q. What does "Ashes" stand for now?

A. Another Sad Horrific English Series

Q. What's this Ashes English squads` version of a hat-trick?

A. Three runs in three balls.

Q. In the English squad, who has spent the most time at the crease.?

A. The person who irons their cricket whites.

Q.What is the height of optimism for this Ashes series?

A. An English batsman putting on sunscreen.

Q. What does Graham Swann put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?

A. A bat

Q. What would Nathan Lyon be if he was English?

A. An all-rounder.

[Gad]

Just for health reasons alone it was the right thing for Clarke to declare and by doing so stop Bailey batting on, I doubt that Anderson would have coped with another 28 run over.. :pinch:

[pancakes_and_haggis]

This thread has been reported to moderators :evil:

[rayke1938]

Is it correct that a certain forum member is so distraught over the trouncing the English are receiving that they may be on the same plane back to the UK> :blush:

Cheers

Ray

[Terry H]

This thread has been reported to moderators :evil:

I saw this come through... Is the report for the image of you in a barmy army polo? :woohoo:

[Bri The Pom]

Callun i would love to stand up for you brother, but i dont think i can anymore. The light i see is fading.

[Gad]

Callun i would love to stand up for you brother, but i dont think i can anymore. The light i see is fading.

hang in there guys, there is a flicker of hope, I heard on a comedy show that Joe Root** wants Stokes to be promoted to No.3 batsman in the 4th test

[Bommie]

No comments from Jason??????

[Gad]

U beauty 3 - 0 Aussies` :woohoo: regain the Ashes. Only interest in the next 2 tests now is to see if Pietersen has grown his ears for the Boxing day test and if Aussies can go 5 - 0. Bring on the ODIs` and then it`s Rugby League season 2014

EDIT: Whoops forgot the Aussie Tennis Open, :ohmy: always enjoy seeing how the lady players fit into the new seasons fashion statements