Nuts!

[AUS-BNE-FISHO]

Hi everyone

This is my first attempt at one of these on the forum, so don’t go too hard on me.  

Hamish: Nom nom nom, these nuts are delicious!!!

Mum: Stop eating those Hamish, they’ll give ya diarrhoea

Hamish: ...Well I know I’m not cleaning the toilet next! 

Cheers Hamish

[Drop Bear]

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt!

[GregOug]

Just made this one up. Feel free to add your own ending.
 

What did my belt buckle say to the end of my belt?

Possible answers:

We’re a galaxy apart.

Theres no way bro!

See you in a future life.

I remember the days.

Ahoy!

We’re not gonna make it Capt’n! 

As if!

 

 

[Junky]

Cooeee.

[Angry51]

On 14/07/2020 at 6:53 PM, AUS-BNE-FISHO said:

Hi everyone

This is my first attempt at one of these on the forum, so don’t go too hard on me.  

Hamish: Nom nom nom, these nuts are delicious!!!

Mum: Stop eating those Hamish, they’ll give ya diarrhoea

Hamish: ...Well I know I’m not cleaning the toilet next! 

Cheers Hamish

I thought that was your part time job Hamish.