The Ballad

[ellicat]

The Ballad of Red Julia

Everybody sing:

The working class can kiss my arse

I'm got my Union seat at last

Thanks to my clever legal nous

The workers paid for Bruce's house

Now Bill and Paul have got my back

It's great to be a Union's hack

The atmosphere's not good inside

The party room where Kevin hides

But I don't lose my beauty sleep

'Cos most of caucus are like sheep

They run in circles, flock and bleat

Scared to death of struggle street

The ones who don't, like dogs I kick

If they won't give my hand a lick

Men can't tell me what to do

I'll kick them with my Jimmy Choos

The sisterhood is on my side

They haven't seen the turning tide

And when I lose the PM's chair

I'll climb the concrete UN stairs

Then I will be free at last

To tell the Party "kiss my arse"

[Binder]

Sung to "you cant scare me I'm in the union" I'd reckon.

Not bad, reckon there could be a few more stanza's though!