Cows talk,,

[Angry51]

What did one cow say to another on a cold night?

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm Friesian, aren't you?

 

 

 

 

 

 

[ellicat]

That's bad...

[Angry51]

I'm bored.......

[Angry51]

I'll be right when the Bronco's win tonight.

[ellicat]

They're a good chance, I reckon. Tough tip.

[GregOug]

1 hour ago, Angry51 said:

What did one cow say to another on a cold night?

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm Friesian, aren't you?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh deer, oh deer, oh deer.

[Angry51]

9 minutes ago, GregOug said:

Oh deer, oh deer, oh deer.

It's expensive trying to make you laugh Greg.

[GregOug]

5 minutes ago, Angry51 said:

It's expensive trying to make you laugh Greg.

Just be aware that I have now progressed on the site to the exalted status of ‘Pink Amoeba’ so it will be even harder from now on.

[Junky]

I am udderly impressed, but I've herd it before. 

[Junky]

What do you call it when a cow is spying on another cow? 

 

 

A steak out. 

[Ed.]

18 hours ago, Angry51 said:

I'm bored.......

And it shows!

[dmck]

You blokes are milking it for everything you can...........

[Old Scaley]

12 minutes ago, dmck said:

You blokes are milking it for everything you can...........

What an udderly ridiculous remark.......

[dmck]

48 minutes ago, Old Scaley said:

What an udderly ridiculous remark.......

You are being whey whey to serious.....

[Angry51]

10 minutes ago, dmck said:

You are being whey whey to serious.....

Yes, will pay that, that's well

put together.

[dmck]

"Cheeses.... yogurt to admit we are trying hard..."

[Junky]

Got in a car crash last night. 

You wouldn't believe it, T boned. Just missed a Limousin too. 

The other driver reckons he wasn't drinking, but I call Bull. 

My horn blew so loud, was a Longhorn too, and he just couldn't Steer away.

He also just left the footy cause he still had his Jersey on. 

Said his name was Angus Bradford. 

 

 

[Angry51]

Did you chew him out for being a idiot?

[dmck]

7 hours ago, Junky said:

Got in a car crash last night. 

You wouldn't believe it, T boned. Just missed a Limousin too. 

The other driver reckons he wasn't drinking, but I call Bull. 

My horn blew so loud, was a Longhorn too, and he just couldn't Steer away.

He also just left the footy cause he still had his Jersey on. 

Said his name was Angus Bradford. 

 

 

 

Sounds like he really hurt your veal-ings...

[ellicat]

Holy cow, I hope you guys don't lock horns trying to out-do each other with a lot of bull....

[dmck]

We could do.... the steaks are high..

Waygu  (we-go) over the top-side more often than we should.....

[Junky]

On 23/07/2022 at 10:27 AM, Angry51 said:

Did you chew him out for being a idiot?

Seems we had a beef with each other, but then he turned into a  Coward. 

[Junky]

22 hours ago, ellicat said:

Holy cow, I hope you guys don't lock horns trying to out-do each other with a lot of bull....

The hide of some people hey? 

[Kat]

OMG!  Go fishing

[Another Wazza]

If the steaks are “high”, they should probably lay off the weed, mooooving right along, it appears we’ve all hit an all time low, and yes, I do agree with Kat

[ellicat]

'Hay'  this is a poor weather thread, but I guess we should chew over and over what you've said.

[Kat]

Okay so you can't go fishing - weather, wives, whatever - at least go "polish your rods" and stop torturing me with these jokes

[ellicat]

Do you know what this is ?

[Angry51]

Yeah, It's thingamabobs cousin.

[Angry51]

15 minutes ago, Kat said:

- at least go "polish your rods" 

That's not nice, and from a lady.!!!!!

[Another Wazza]

22 minutes ago, ellicat said:

Do you know what this is ?

Longhorn Cowfish, terrible Brian, just terrible 

[Kat]

12 minutes ago, Angry51 said:

That's not nice, and from a lady.!!!!!

What lady?

[ellicat]

8 minutes ago, Another Wazza said:

Longhorn Cowfish, terrible Brian, just terrible 

I thought that was a good one. haha

Even gave myself a (cow)pat on the back.

[Junky]

8 hours ago, Kat said:

OMG!  Go fishing

I tried to but my calves are killing me. 

Rough weather crossing the paddock. 

[Kat]

6 minutes ago, Junky said:

I tried to but my calves are killing me. 

Rough weather crossing the paddock. 

No Penn intended?

[Junky]

6 hours ago, Kat said:

No Penn intended?

No Penns, all Diawa for me.