Phone call from Telstra

[shortie]

I just now got a courtest phone call from Telstra asking if im satified with my bundled services. And a check to see if im getting the best value for money on my useage.

Girl on Phone: And sir what you you mainly use your unlimited internet usage for

Me: Porn. Isnt that what the internet is designed for.

Girl on Phone: Pardon

Me: Unlimited dowload of porn is way cheaper than buying penthouse every week. But if you could make it faster i would appreciate it.

Girl on Phone: (Trying not to snigger) Are you saying that your connection isnt fast enough

Me: When im trying to watch full HD videos from my favourite girly site the video can get a bit jittery.

Girl on Phone: You have ADSL2. That the quickest we do besides cable. Would Cable satisfy your NEEDS.

Me: With cable get i get my porn in 3D for a more real life experience.

Girl on Phone (Snicker) umm (uncomfortable Silence). Thank you sir i think telstra is offering you currently the best deal for your usage.

Hangup.

[haines490slc]

if you aren't taking the p1ss, that is full on funny mate.

[shortie]

if you aren't taking the p1ss, that is full on funny mate.

Not taking the piss that is the conversation almost word for word

[The Mad Hughesy]

I bet u made that girls day haha

[Terry H]

All recorded for training purposes I'm sure! Would be good to get a copy of that audio lol

[haines490slc]

wa hahahahahahahha at least you are honest shortie, I mean with a head like yours online porn is the only choice, you would probably even get knocked back at the establishments. :evil: :whistle: :side:

[pancakes_and_haggis]

shortie your a funny man! :woohoo:

[shortie]

wa hahahahahahahha at least you are honest shortie, I mean with a head like yours online porn is the only choice, you would probably even get knocked back at the establishments. :evil: :whistle: :side:

The great thing about online porn is there are no balloons to choke those dam Turtles with

[haines490slc]

wa hahahahahahahha at least you are honest shortie, I mean with a head like yours online porn is the only choice, you would probably even get knocked back at the establishments. :evil: :whistle: :side:

The great thing about online porn is there are no balloons to choke those dam Turtles with

who holds your gut up so you can get to the little fella :evil:

[woody1]

HAHAHA awesome work, I'm sure you are famous by now in the telstra office. I love screwing with the Indian scammers that call up to tell me my windows is running slow, seeing how long they can listen to me describing all the different types of porn I am into

[bootyinblue]

See that's the problem with telephone calls, the person on each end of the phone call look like anyone you want them to be.....

[shortie]

See that's the problem with telephone calls, the person on each end of the phone call look like anyone you want them to be.....

I dont see that as a problem. Everyime my Mrs calls me im imagining a super model.

Then i come home to reality.

[bootyinblue]

I need to take your name out of my address book as it flashes up saying you are calling me and destroys any illusions I may have had.