Male or Female Household items

[Angus]

Male or Female?

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you

can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a

while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device

if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push

the wrong buttons.

TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over

inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go

anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arse. Then of course,

there's the hot air factor.

SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and

retain water.

WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and

frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines

for picking up people. Such as my present favourite for hippies, \"So do you like whales? Coz there is a humpback at my house\".

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight

shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed

at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male,

but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost

without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he

just keeps trying.

Angus

[Tim a]

Thanks for the pickup line angus as I shall be using it in the near future.

[BIG DAVE 1]

Hahaha yeah timbo it should work well on the whales you chase.

DAVE

[Brian D]

Dave at least they are female whales! Angus told me you play with trains!

Post edited by: Brian D, at: 2006/07/16 21:39

[Feral]

nothing wrong with some padding, keeps the wedding tackle out of the gravel!:woohoo:

[Brian D]

Grossly funny feral

[BIG DAVE 1]

haha im under doctors orders, thats all. Keeping me healthy. theres nothing wrong with that. And jsut curious, why were you talking to angus........................:dry:

DAVE

Post edited by: Angus, at: 2006/07/17 16:34

[blue_mako]

dave is a good household tool... he is a female housewife... this is obvious as he enjoys talking about south east queenslands bends in the coast lines... other wise known as \"groins\"

haha im just jokin with ya mate!

cheers, troy

[BIG DAVE 1]

hahaha good call i got nothing back on that one.

DAVE

[blue_mako]

dam straight! :woohoo: