Beer Etiquette

[Feral]

The General Managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South Wales), XXXX (Queensland), CUB (Victoria) and Coopers (South Australia) were at a national beer conference. They decide to all go to lunch together and the waitress asks what they want to drink.

The General Manager of Tooheys says without hesitation, \"I'll have a Tooheys New.\"

The General Manager of Cascade smiles and says, \"I'll have a Cascade Draught, brewed from pure mountain water.\"

The General Manager of Coopers proudly says, \"I'll have a Coopers, the King of Beers.\"

The bloke from Carlton says, \"I'll have a Carlton Draught, the cleanest draught on the planet.\"

The General Manager from XXXX glances at his lunch mates and says, \"I'll have a Diet Coke.\"

The others look at him like he has sprouted a new head. He just shrugs and says, \"Well if you p**fters aren't drinking beer, then neither will I.\"

[MichaelJ]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

thats really funny

karma to u

[namyau]

heheheh:laugh:

[chubbstar]

:laugh: :laugh: I like it Feral, Welcome back

Jayson

[AZZA]

laughed so hard I almost s#at:laugh: :laugh:

[STU]

good one feral haha

[Angus]

Hahaha. I know a lot of people who will love that.

Angus

[jeff f]

so true, so true.

[werewolf]

hilarious!

[Dan23]

Don't mean to be a beer snob but I'd happily drink any of those beers except I can't stand XXXX. I can only drink it if it's free

[Mack_attack]

bring on the Carona's :laugh:

[Dan23]

Mack_attack wrote:

bring on the Carona's :laugh:

Aren't you like 15 years old Mack?? A bit young for Coronas

[What I wrote before editing didn't make sense]

[kevinchen19870316]

ha ha, but what's it, dan, explain to me in a PRIVATE MESSAGE plz

[kevinchen19870316]

now i c

[Mack_attack]

nah i'm 18 in February and schoolies are like 3 weeks away.

[Dan23]

Mack_attack wrote:

nah i'm 18 in February and schoolies are like 3 weeks away.

PARTY!:woohoo:

[Feral]

Mack_attack wrote:

nah i'm 18 in February and schoolies are like 3 weeks away.

Must be why Captain Bligh is insisting the roadside drug tests are operating in two weeks eh?

[Kingtin]

yeh really this doesn't supprise me at all after all the only people i know that drink that XXXX rubbish come from Newfarm and are batting for the wrong side

real men drink tooheys from the can:laugh:

[Fishin_lingo]

Lol Kingtin lol.

[Plastic Man]

Kingtin wrote:

yeh really this doesn't supprise me at all after all the only people i know that drink that XXXX rubbish come from Newfarm and are batting for the wrong side

real men drink tooheys from the can:laugh:

you better head back to nsw with thats talk REAL QUENNSLANDS drink xxxx

[Terry H]

Beer is one taste I have not acquired, and have no intention to.

bourbon/scotch n coke for me please.

[chubbstar]

Thats the way Terry, But as you age so will your Scotch and you'll loose the coke;)

Jayson

[Terry H]

Haha

nothing beats the old "water please" though:P