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jeff f

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BE TRUTHFUL WITH YOURSELF This actually was quite hilarious! This is fun to do

>Just read the \"offence\" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.

>Keep going until you've read each \"offence\" and added up your total fine.

>When you are done, post it to the thread as

\"My fine is $........\" You don't have to

>confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. $1,110.60 is the max

Smoked pot-$10

Did acid-$5

Ever had sex at church -- $25

Woke up in

the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40

Had sex

with someone on My Space -- $25

Had sex for money - $50

Had sex with the a

different race -- $20

Vandalised something -- $20

Had sex on your parents'bed-$10

>Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Cross dressed -- $10

Given money to stripper -- $25

Been in love with a stripper -- $20

Kissed some one who's name you didn't know$0.10

Hit on some one of the same sex

while at work -- $15

Ever drive drunk -- $20

Ever got drunk at work, or went

to work while still drunk -- $50

Used toys while having sex -- $30

Got drunk,

passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20

Went skinny dipping --$5

Had sex in a pool -- $20

Kissed someone of the same sex $10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

Cheated on your significant other

$10

Masturbated -- $10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20

Done oral -- $5

Got oral -- $5

Done / got oral in a car

>while it was moving -- $25

Stole something -- $10

Made a nasty home video --$15

Had a threesome -- $50

Had sex in the wild -- $20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25

Been in love with two

people or more at the same time$50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

Went streaking -- $5

Went streaking in broad daylight-$15

Been arrested -- $5

Spent time in jail -- $15

Peed in the pool -- $0.50

How much is

>your fine?

Post edited by: jeff f, at: 2007/07/01 19:35

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werewolf wrote:

mmm I take it this thread is about the biggest fine you have got??

What was that for Jeff, it seems a strange amount (not a whole figure). My best (worst?) was $90 photo of my car a few years back:(

try again mate, the file attachment didn't work the first try

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bootyinblue wrote:

A lost count and figure it was cheaper to lock myself up and then bail myself on $250 cash bail, so I didnt have to face court when the Prosecutor read out the 'suumary of facts' to the charges.... could have been very incriminating!!

not to mention embarassing:blush:

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When I did the sums I came up with $615.60 worth of personal fines. Does this mean that i am a sick puppy or have had a good time in the 40 years to date. I confess pissing in the pool in Bali while sitting at the swim up bar - it was funny that no one else seemed to get out of the pool the whole day either.

I did add up all the fines in the list and i only came up with a total of $855.60 ???

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Hey Jeff email me the original please

:P

gr09@optusnet.com.au

OHH add what ever it was for peeing in the pool if that includes a man made pond at a concert after the first Aus GP in Adelaide :pinch: was too far and pissed to walk to the toilets :whistle:

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ellicat wrote:

Be interested to know if the 50cent and 10cent fines occurred on the same night. If so, you may never have found out the name.:blink: :laugh: :woohoo:

Haha - I'd be pretty interested to know too, the main problem being that some of the fine's also made up of \"Got drunk and can't remember what you did the night before\" type offences :lol:

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